Dear Sir and/or Madam,
Greetings! I am the Prince of the Internet. It has come to my attention that all of your personal information has fallen into the wrong hands. Do not be alarmed though, I can quickly remedy this problem. You need only send the following information to info-can6896.af.jz@sztarzawa.ws:
- Full Name
- Date of Birth
- Mother’s Maiden Name
- The name of your favorite pet
- Address & Phone Number
- P.O. Box (please include a penciled outline of the postal key so that we may verify stolen copies)
- Social Security Number
- Any uncashed Social Security cheques (we will return them at no cost to you)
- Bank Account Number (and Routing Number, please. I will not be able to deposit my deceased father’s fortune into your bank account without the Routing Number)
- 4-digit PIN
- 5-digit PIN
- 8-digit PIN
- Go ahead and send us all the PINs you have
- Online banking username/password
- iTunes username/password
- Webkinz username/password
- Any locker combinations and the location of your secret diary
- The details of where you were last night and who that girl was you were talking to
Please expedite this information as quickly as possible, before a nefarious web-pirate takes control of your identity and ruins your life.
Warmest Regards,
Njalawa Khoszvenya
Prince of the Internet
